Have You Ever Joined The Mile High Club?

[BettingFoodStamps]

Have You Ever? I Have Going From LAX To Indianapolis.

 

[5starbomb]

Yes banged a hot milf going from Chicago to Las Vegas. Was a great time

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

Yes banged a hot milf going from Chicago to Las Vegas. Was a great time

was her name kelly or jenna?

 

[TriumphTID]

I have sniffed a Fifi or two :toast:. Once I got loose in the cabin and gave the lead flight attendant a good muzzle loader:ears:
, then she wanted my number and stuff, so I ran and took a dump on that thing they bring out to walk on

 

[steaktartar]

Yes banged a hot milf going from Chicago to Las Vegas. Was a great time

milf=my imaginary lady friends

 

[5starbomb]

milf=my imaginary lady friends

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that was funny but for real I am in the MH Club

 

[RebuyGuy]

milf=my imaginary lady friends

ope:ope:ope:ope:ope:

 

[NES]

milf=my imaginary lady friends

Thats it, you need a show Steak. The intranets arent big enough for you my fine fluffy friend.

 

[Rawpimple]

I banged 3 married women so far on planes. All three were going to visit their husbands who they are living apart from. Yes, they were all horny. Best sex I have ever had.

 

[kingbill]

Mile high club member...solo aviator division.

 

[texansfan]

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that was funny but for real I am in the MH Club

More like Mickey Mouse club douchebag.

 

[NES]

Dude had to save up to pay a $50 tab and now he is having threesomes with celebrities in an airplane bathroom. Talk about Rags to Riches.

 

[texansfan]

Dude had to save up to pay a $50 tab and now he is having threesomes with celebrities in an airplane bathroom. Talk about Rags to Riches.

He's getting close to overtaking POS69 as the biggest douchebag ever.

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

milf=my imaginary lady friends

:lolBIG:

 

[bullets]

More bullshit in this thread than on Old McDonalds farm.

 

[barman]

TRUE STORY - (I got nothing but TS)

First year I was with The SheBar we had a six hour delay which caused us to leave Long Beach CA heading east to DFW at about 2am.

We had a full three seats to ourselves and they doused all the lights so people could sleep.

She laid down across my lap with the blanket over her head and took me to the Top of the Mountain

I was doing my best to keep quiet while watching across the aisle to be sure those people had their eyes closed.

Finished and I'm like, oh man...and she's sitting up while we reset the blanket so I can zip up and as I turn slightly to the side I get a peek BACK through the crack between our seats and there's this Chinese looking chick staring right at me with an inscrutable expression on her face.

I figure we were about over the Grand Canyon at that point at 37,000 feet, so I'm kinda in the SevenMileHighKlub

 

[NES]

This thread should have been titled "are you a big fat liar". No offense Barman I believe you because noone is going to make up sex with their wife, but there are some bullshitters up in hyah.

 

[PBR]

This thread should have been titled "are you a big fat liar". No offense Barman I believe you because noone is going to make up sex with their wife, but there are some bullshitters up in hyah.

I agree with you about Barman, but you need to add 5 star to that list also...I can tell that cat is on the up and up.

 

[NES]

I agree with you about Barman, but you need to add 5 star to that list also...I can tell that cat is on the up and up.

Yeah go ahead and add that him to the list of Honest Joes as well. I mean just because you dont have fifty bucks to your name shouldnt hold you back from bumping uglies with a celebrity.

 

[rayray]

i wish i had an awesome story to tell about my mile high excursion, but i dont. it was fucking miserable. i was dating a stewardess and took advantage of her on a flight one night. very few passengers. i couldnt get my ears to pop and head was fucking hurting. her kissing and sucking on my ears was only making it worse. i thought about this hot chick i had seen at the airport in order to blow a nut faster. didnt date her too much longer. it was obvious she was well experienced in the plane bathroom fuck area. trusted her less than myself. not good